i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male
ouran text posts part 4. (parts 1-3 here.)
hands down, THE BEST ONE
having the worst internet connection in your friend group
- Straight White Guys: It's not racist. The reason why most characters are straight white guys is it's a business. They just want to do what makes the most money. No one's being racist or sexist. It's just smart business.
- Straight White Guys: Having a Black Captain America or Pakistani Ms. Marvel or female Thor is PANDERING. All they're trying to do is get MONEY from you. It's just a marketing ploy! This is horrible!
mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents
"my mother and my parents"
you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface